Never Fear, SnarkyDaddy is Here!

As you all know, there are two sides to every story. There is the SnarkyMommy side that you are probably already familiar with, and there is the SnarkyDaddy side. You poor people out there have been hearing only one side... the not so true side. Well, actually, you've probably been hearing the true side, but who wants that? Now you get the fun, enthralling, glued to your seat, SnarkyDaddy side. Okay, okay... basically, the full of crap side.

So what is the purpose of this blog? Basically I slapped down 10 bucks a couple years back for this domain, and it's been sitting around gathering dust ever since. So it's been a big money-loser to this point. Meanwhile, SnarkyMommy has gathered herself a nice little audience now. She has herself a potential cash cow over there at SnarkyMommy and I can't just let the SnarkyDaddy dream wilt away and die.

So the SnarkyDaddy.com mission is:

1) Steal away SnarkyMommy's readers
2) Sell out big time with any and every advertiser out there an rake in the revenue with SnarkyMommy's big spending readers
3) Outsource SnarkyDaddy blog writing to India (because, let's face it, SnarkyDaddy is a lazy dude and I'll be too busy counting all of that cash pouring in)
4) Retire

It's really quite simple when you think about it.

So now, I need to get started on step 1 - Steal away SnarkyMommy's audience.

This shouldn't be hard. Here is the game plan:

1) Be funnier than SnarkyMommy. This should be cake. In case you haven't noticed, I'm flippin hilarious.

2) Make myself out to be an abused, beaten down spouse of a cruel, deceitful wife. I need the audience to be drawn away from her site to mine. This will be tough for me. I'll have to bend my high-standing morals, a code of conduct many schools base their ethics courses upon. It will be... so... hard.

But the SnarkyDaddy.com mission is the SnarkyDaddy.com mission, and who am I to get in the way of that?

And so it begins...