I did it all for you

Today SnarkyMommy is blogging about us finding out the sex of our third child:

"Josh, well he feels a little differently. He doesn't want to wait, he wants to find out now. His reason? He doesn't want to waste time thinking of two names. Honest to God, that is his reason."

You're damn right it's my reason. SnarkyDaddy made this decision with the most unselfish intentions in mind: You! That's right, my audience.

Yes, all three of you.

I'm going to use all of that precious time that I won't be thinking about a second name to blog to you. SnarkyDaddy puts his audience first. There are other important things I have cut out of my life to make time for you, my faithful readers. It has been a constant struggle, because they are all essential parts of my life. The things that make SnarkyDaddy SnarkyDaddy.

You know, things like changing diapers. I just won't do it anymore. And it's all so I can spend more time writing for you.

And disciplining my kids. Yes, I've cut that out too. I just call SnarkyMommy and have her deal with it. And it's tough, you know. Because I love being around my kids when they are behaving badly. But nothing is more important than my SnarkyDaddy readers, and so I devote this time to you.

And showers. They just get in the way of my blogging time. Plus I'm totally helping the environment too with all of the water I save. Maybe I'll change my blog from SnarkyDaddy to GreenDaddy... or SmellyDaddy...

And peeing in the toilet. Yep, big time-waster. I just use cups now... as SnarkyMommy can tell you, it's so much more convenient.