Chop job
SnarkyMommy is always bending the truth with outlandish stories. But don't worry my faithful readers, SnarkyDaddy is here to set things straight. So here is what really went down the day SnarkyMommy decided to take our daughter for a haircut.
Daddy, I know you're out there someplace. Please come home and save me from SnarkyMommy.
If you don't get here quick this crazy woman is going to chop off my hair.
Oh, look at this. Instead of taking me to the $10 haircut place she's taking me to the $30 haircut place. $20 to sit in a play car for 5 minutes, what a deal. And an hour wait on top of that. Bonus!
You cut me, you die bitch.
And there you have it. One snip of the scissors and we're done, $30.
What have you done to me woman?
My mullet is who I am. I am nothing without my mullet.
Daddy, I know you're out there someplace. Please come home and save me from SnarkyMommy.
If you don't get here quick this crazy woman is going to chop off my hair.
Oh, look at this. Instead of taking me to the $10 haircut place she's taking me to the $30 haircut place. $20 to sit in a play car for 5 minutes, what a deal. And an hour wait on top of that. Bonus!
You cut me, you die bitch.
And there you have it. One snip of the scissors and we're done, $30.
What have you done to me woman?
My mullet is who I am. I am nothing without my mullet.
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