Don't get any crazy ideas

SnarkyMommy is complaining about having "to pony up $100 for a shirt I am going to wear about three times." See this is what I live with people. First off, that would be a personal world record for SnarkyMommy if she actually wore something three full times. She would like to have you think that because she is buying a pregnancy shirt that it wouldn't get worn as much as it would otherwise. I assure you folks, a stroll through SnarkyMommy's closet is like an entire museum of shirts that have been worn an average of two times. There are a good number of them that have never been worn outside of the dressing room at the store. You know, because it's a great shirt, but the "right occasion" just hasn't presented itself quite yet.

Me? I'm wearing flip-flops I bought in Brazil in 1996. I'm wearing a t-shirt I got at a bar crawl in 2002. I'm not wearing any pants, but if I did I assure you, they'd be old (I never wear pants when I blog, its too constricting to the free flow of ideas).

SnarkyMommy continues her plea: "Please, oh readers of my blog, help dress me for BlogHer!"

SnarkyMommy somehow forgot to lay out the ground rules for her quest to have her readers dress her. Well, lucky for her, I happen to know them:

-Cash donations are strongly encouraged. Send donations in care of SnarkyDaddy. Don't worry, I'll make sure all the money makes its way to SnarkyMommy, minus my normal convenience and handling fee, of course.

-Clothing donations are also OK. Even if the shirt has been worn before, it would be good for SnarkyMommy to experience wearing a shirt that has been worn more than two previous times.

-If you are just giving suggestions of where SnarkyMommy should go purchase clothing, keep in mind this is limited only to products from Dollar Tree, Dollar General, or Family Dollar stores. I understand this may prove difficult. I encourage you to be creative.