I fought the law and the law won
So I was driving to work and before I know it sirens are blazing behind me with a police car riding my tail. I don't know if this happens to you, but have you ever noticed that police always ride right up on your ass when they want to pull you over? Because apparently having a cop car with sirens screaming that is clearly not passing me isn't clue enough that it's me they are after. I need to have a cop a couple inches from my rear bumper to know for sure that I'm their target.
To be fair, this was the first time I've EVER had a run-in with the Po Po, so I base that story on what I hear from other people. SnarkDaddy always runs the straight and narrow. Normally, cops only talk to SnarkyDaddy for tips on things like how to take out a large gang of bad guys without using any weapon or other areas where SnarkyDaddy is a proven expert.
So back to my story - I can't figure out what the heck this guy wants. I'm assuming he must read my blog and want an autograph or a picture with me to frame to take home for his kids because I've never broken a law in my life.
So I give him the courteous "Good morning officer. You know, if you needed some help on one of your cases, no need to pull me over - a phone call would work fine."
But apparently I was off base. He proceeds to asks me if I knew whether I was aware that I didn't have a front license plate. I assure him that I had no idea, but I would take care of it immediately. Apparently this wasn't assurance enough, because he writes me a ticket.
Now, who does this guy think he is? I mean, that license plate fell off a full two years ago, but as far as this guy knows it fell off last week. That would qualify as a warning in SnarkyDaddy's book, none of this ticket nonsense. This guy is clearly on a major power trip.
Now, being all famous like SnarkyDaddy, one might think I would have the tendency to name-drop. Normally that is below me, but seeing that SnarkyDaddy.com is currently pulling in a big $0 in ad revenue right now, I need every cent I can get. So I inform Mr. Officer he is dealing with a big time Blogger - the author of SnarkyDaddy.com himself. He says he has never heard of it.
DAMN!!! Well, I guess this is excusable as he is outside of my target demographic. My target demographic, in case you aren't aware, is MILFs. And this guy, I can assure you, is not MILF material. And no, not a PILF either.
So, bottom line, SnarkyDaddy is in the hole for $100 bucks.
Faithful readers, I know you're upset, I know you're asking yourself what has this world come to. I know you're asking if there is anything you can do to help. And here's the great part... you can... just as soon as I figure out how to get one of those "Donate" buttons on this blog you will be able to make a difference in someone's life... namely mine.
To be fair, this was the first time I've EVER had a run-in with the Po Po, so I base that story on what I hear from other people. SnarkDaddy always runs the straight and narrow. Normally, cops only talk to SnarkyDaddy for tips on things like how to take out a large gang of bad guys without using any weapon or other areas where SnarkyDaddy is a proven expert.
So back to my story - I can't figure out what the heck this guy wants. I'm assuming he must read my blog and want an autograph or a picture with me to frame to take home for his kids because I've never broken a law in my life.
So I give him the courteous "Good morning officer. You know, if you needed some help on one of your cases, no need to pull me over - a phone call would work fine."
But apparently I was off base. He proceeds to asks me if I knew whether I was aware that I didn't have a front license plate. I assure him that I had no idea, but I would take care of it immediately. Apparently this wasn't assurance enough, because he writes me a ticket.
Now, who does this guy think he is? I mean, that license plate fell off a full two years ago, but as far as this guy knows it fell off last week. That would qualify as a warning in SnarkyDaddy's book, none of this ticket nonsense. This guy is clearly on a major power trip.
Now, being all famous like SnarkyDaddy, one might think I would have the tendency to name-drop. Normally that is below me, but seeing that SnarkyDaddy.com is currently pulling in a big $0 in ad revenue right now, I need every cent I can get. So I inform Mr. Officer he is dealing with a big time Blogger - the author of SnarkyDaddy.com himself. He says he has never heard of it.
DAMN!!! Well, I guess this is excusable as he is outside of my target demographic. My target demographic, in case you aren't aware, is MILFs. And this guy, I can assure you, is not MILF material. And no, not a PILF either.
So, bottom line, SnarkyDaddy is in the hole for $100 bucks.
Faithful readers, I know you're upset, I know you're asking yourself what has this world come to. I know you're asking if there is anything you can do to help. And here's the great part... you can... just as soon as I figure out how to get one of those "Donate" buttons on this blog you will be able to make a difference in someone's life... namely mine.
posted by Josh at
10:13 PM
4 Comments:
cops. I cannot stand them. I was actually handcuffed once by a very ignorant I'm on a power high jacka**. Had to go to court and the idiot didn't even have the decency to show his face.
I don't see the "donate" button but I did find the "any" key.....
Coag
xoxo
I couldn't find the donate button, but I did locate the any key!
Damn! Does this mean no more letters from the State of IL congratulating you on your perfect record?!? You probably didn't have room for anymore on the walls of your cubicle at work anyway.
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