There's nobody like Daddy

I don't know where SnarkyMommy gets these wild stories about the kids, but clearly she was dreaming when she made up this story. SnarkyDaddy is always seeking the truth and will now give you the real series of events from that day:



We love Daddy so much. We would never dream of being naughty with him around. That Daddy, he's one cool mofo.



Oh no!!! Daddy is leaving the room, don't leave us alone with Mommy. Noooooooooooooooo!


Don't you feel the sudden urge to misbehave? Mommy's a sucker. Let's get her riled!



No, no. Just hold me until Daddy comes back. Just close your eyes and click your heels and say "There's nobody like Daddy... There's nobody like Daddy..."



Daddy's back! Where were you Daddy? We missed you. This Mommy character is sketchy - you shouldn't leave us alone with her.