Sex for sale
As I mentioned a few posts ago, I know the sex of the baby, but SnarkyMommy does not. She pretends as though she is OK with this, but I assure you, she is not. She is none to happy when people ask us "Do you know the sex of the baby" and she answers "No, it's going to be a surprise" and I quickly follow up "I know what it's going to be. She doesn't, but it's not big deal, I'll tell you if you want to know".
Now I have to tell you, I haven't told anybody yet... So do you think I'm scared to tell you, my faithful readers, the sex of the baby before even SnarkyMommy knows? SnarkyMommy would lose her shit if she found out I told you before she knew.
Well, guess what, SnarkyMommy doesn't understand the relationship I have with my readers. She doesn't know that we're like best friends. This blog isn't like other blogs. When SnarkyDaddy blogs to you, its like we're talking face to face. We share a special connection that she will never understand.
So being best friends as we are, its time that you know the sex of the new baby. But first you have to donate to my "SnarkyDaddy Needs a Miracle" fund. I wouldn't be a true best friend if I didn't hit you up for a couple bucks for a marathon, a bike race, my kid's baseball team, or some other charitable cause... it's just what best friends do.
So how about $10? That's right $10 gets you the sex of the baby before even SnarkyMommy knows. OK, since there are four of you readers out there - that's $2.50 apiece.
Donate to the "SnarkyDaddy Needs a Miracle Fund"
Now I have to tell you, I haven't told anybody yet... So do you think I'm scared to tell you, my faithful readers, the sex of the baby before even SnarkyMommy knows? SnarkyMommy would lose her shit if she found out I told you before she knew.
Well, guess what, SnarkyMommy doesn't understand the relationship I have with my readers. She doesn't know that we're like best friends. This blog isn't like other blogs. When SnarkyDaddy blogs to you, its like we're talking face to face. We share a special connection that she will never understand.
So being best friends as we are, its time that you know the sex of the new baby. But first you have to donate to my "SnarkyDaddy Needs a Miracle" fund. I wouldn't be a true best friend if I didn't hit you up for a couple bucks for a marathon, a bike race, my kid's baseball team, or some other charitable cause... it's just what best friends do.
So how about $10? That's right $10 gets you the sex of the baby before even SnarkyMommy knows. OK, since there are four of you readers out there - that's $2.50 apiece.
Donate to the "SnarkyDaddy Needs a Miracle Fund"
posted by Josh at
9:19 PM
2 Comments:
I'm surprised your wife doesn't want to know the sex of the baby. Kudos to her to be able to wait that long.
I don't know you, SnarkyDaddy, but I feel a few good years of stalker-type reading will give me a better idea of who you are...
(Sara Shillinger and I share a moms club, and she freely shared your blog name with the whole lot of us, so go after her if I annoy you.)
Anyway, nice brass tacks, soliciting $ for information. Snarkymommy will have you in a sleeper hold sooner than you think for it! Good luck on the arrival of baby. I'll be checking in on you - funny guy!
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