Sony PayolaStation
Recently I was made aware that Sony is apparently doing a little PAYOLA scheme to get some Daddy bloggers to review their products. Well, you can imagine my shock when SnarkyDaddy's phone never rang. Whoever is the head of marketing over at Sony better get their head out of their ass. Everyone knows that having a Daddy blog payola for reviews campaign and not including SnarkyDaddy is marketing suicide. And when I say everyone, I mean the four faithful readers of this blog. They know where its at.
The thing is, those other Daddy bloggers don't care about Sony. They're all like "we're going to be unbiased" and "we're so independent". Those guys don't love Sony. SnarkyDaddy loves Sony.
I don't use any fancy iPod, I just pop a cassette into my Sony walkman to play my mix tapes. A Sony sports walkman to be exact, to make me look all athletic and crap. As you can imagine, the chicks totally dig it.
Those guys don't know what Sony love is. When there were format wars between Sony's Blu-Ray technology and Toshiba's HD-DVD technology, I wrote congressmen to push political support in Sony's favor. No, I'm not saying I wrote just my congressman, I wrote all 435 congressmen. All handwritten. You can imagine the hand cramps it gave me.
I named my first-born son Sony. So what if my wife changed it on the birth certificate, that wasn't my fault. She was like "you have to think about what's best for our family" and I was like "you have to think about what's best for our favorite Japanese electronics company". I'm lobbying hard to name the next one Playstation if its a boy and VAIO if its a girl. That's how I roll because I love Sony.
Those Dads didn't name any of their kids after Sony products. Posers.
If they had only got me involved I would be selling the crap out of Sony stuff right now. It would be off the hook.
And by off the hook I mean like a the hot new Sony w810i cell phone - stylish, practical, environmental, sensual, and custom built for the man always on the go. Perfect for that Daddy who wants to say "just because I have lost my hair doesn't mean I've lost my style, bitches."
Well, Sony, you're lucky, SnarkyDaddy isn't going to make you pay for that one... even though I'm pretty sure those last couple of lines sold you a couple thousand phones.
But, I mean, if you insist... a Playstation III and 50 inch plasma wouldn't hurt. I mean, it would be for a good cause - I have a serious case of Prepartum Depression you know.
The thing is, those other Daddy bloggers don't care about Sony. They're all like "we're going to be unbiased" and "we're so independent". Those guys don't love Sony. SnarkyDaddy loves Sony.
I don't use any fancy iPod, I just pop a cassette into my Sony walkman to play my mix tapes. A Sony sports walkman to be exact, to make me look all athletic and crap. As you can imagine, the chicks totally dig it.
Those guys don't know what Sony love is. When there were format wars between Sony's Blu-Ray technology and Toshiba's HD-DVD technology, I wrote congressmen to push political support in Sony's favor. No, I'm not saying I wrote just my congressman, I wrote all 435 congressmen. All handwritten. You can imagine the hand cramps it gave me.
I named my first-born son Sony. So what if my wife changed it on the birth certificate, that wasn't my fault. She was like "you have to think about what's best for our family" and I was like "you have to think about what's best for our favorite Japanese electronics company". I'm lobbying hard to name the next one Playstation if its a boy and VAIO if its a girl. That's how I roll because I love Sony.
Those Dads didn't name any of their kids after Sony products. Posers.
If they had only got me involved I would be selling the crap out of Sony stuff right now. It would be off the hook.
And by off the hook I mean like a the hot new Sony w810i cell phone - stylish, practical, environmental, sensual, and custom built for the man always on the go. Perfect for that Daddy who wants to say "just because I have lost my hair doesn't mean I've lost my style, bitches."
Well, Sony, you're lucky, SnarkyDaddy isn't going to make you pay for that one... even though I'm pretty sure those last couple of lines sold you a couple thousand phones.
But, I mean, if you insist... a Playstation III and 50 inch plasma wouldn't hurt. I mean, it would be for a good cause - I have a serious case of Prepartum Depression you know.
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